Main ghar der se pahuncha tho Dad ne pucha: "Kahan tha tu?" Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha." Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha." 2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai." 3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya?" 1 ne tho hadh hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua"...!!!
Man: Marry me.. ? Woman: Do you have a house.. ? Man: No.. Woman: Do you have a BMW car.. ? Man: No.. Woman: How much is your salary.. ? Man: No salary.. but,.. Woman: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!3-| Man: (talks to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari's, 2 Porsche's.. Why do I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS.. MORAL Women Please be patient & listen to wat guys have to say...:)
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